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    Lowest Common Denominators

    http://www.mollygood.com/lowest-common-denominators-237-2008...

    Seriously, how do people like this get through life without being beaten to death? [INO] A new book of sex scandal stories about dead famous people will be released soon. Rest in shame! [DListed] Surprisingly, prima donna actors are having a difficult

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    Snaps: Boob Juice

    http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2008/05/snaps-boob-juice.ph...

    Because I'm mentally like, eight -- hee hee hee! Gwyneth is leaking BOOB JUICE! (Jezebel) Guess who got hair extension? Btw, I totally guessed right, which brought me much more satisfaction than it reasonably should have. (Seriously? OMG!) I'll give you

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    He Can Dere-lick His Own Balls Now

    http://www.celebritywaste.com/2008/05/16/he-can-dere-lick-hi...

    Just two months after having rekindled their relationship, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have broken up. Insiders credit the split to Kate’s not being down with Owen having threesomes with Vince Vaughn, while Vince Vaughn credits the split to Kate being such a “ball and fucking chain, bro.” According to People Magazine Wilson [had] been spotted letting loose… on May 11, [when he] dropped by N.Y.C.’s Upstairs with two women. The late-night outing was followed by a visit to Butter the next night, where he chatted up a sexy blonde. Says a Hudson source: “She feels dumb thinking it was so serious.” Well, nothing says “seriously repentant” like another suicide attempt. It worked before, right? This time he should go with a little more gusto, like deep throating a shotgun. Something that will leave a disfiguring scar, so that every time she opens her mouth to bitch about those harmless little orgies, she’ll be staring down a grotesque visual reminder of how much he really loves her. Sorta like Van Gogh, only with way less balls and Kolmogorovian turbulence. Most beautiful in last month’s People: Share This

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    He Can Dere-lick His Own Balls Now

    http://www.celebritywaste.com/2008/05/16/he-can-dere-lick-hi...

    Just two months after having rekindled their relationship, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have broken up. Insiders credit the split to Kate’s not being down with Owen having threesomes with Vince Vaughn, while Vince Vaughn credits the split to Kate being such a “ball and fucking chain, bro.” According to People Magazine Wilson [had] been spotted letting loose… on May 11, [when he] dropped by N.Y.C.’s Upstairs with two women. The late-night outing was followed by a visit to Butter the next night, where he chatted up a sexy blonde. Says a Hudson source: “She feels dumb thinking it was so serious.” Well, nothing says “seriously repentant” like another suicide attempt. It worked before, right? This time he should go with a little more gusto, like deep throating a shotgun. Something that will leave a disfiguring scar, so that every time she opens her mouth to bitch about those harmless little orgies, she’ll be staring down a grotesque visual reminder of how much he really loves her. Sorta like Van Gogh, only with way less balls and Kolmogorovian turbulence. Most beautiful in last month’s People: Share This Originally Syndicated via RSS from Yeeeah!